I saw a great ad from the Bronx Zoo for their annual “Name a Roach” Valentine’s Day campaign, which has apparently been going on since 2011. For a donation, you can get various cockroachy swag. Donations help fund the Wildlife Conservation Society and the Bronx Zoo.
I chose to name a roach after Yerazu (duh). There was some trouble getting my swag (the certificate had to be remade, and the pin took an all expense paid trip throughout our fine country for over a month), but it was worth the wait!